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oli/madi (
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☆ texts from last night
u know the drill
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agent york (au) / rvb
neverknocks
2016-12-28 02:38 am (UTC)
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i. is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"
v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this
vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
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greyaria
2016-12-28 02:46 am (UTC)
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I'll get the blowtorch!
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 02:50 am (UTC)
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i feel like there are other, more practical and less flammable ways we can do this that won't come back to bite me in the ass
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greyaria
2016-12-28 02:51 am (UTC)
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To be honest, I was only offering because I'm already carrying a blowtorch.
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 02:54 am (UTC)
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do i want to know why you're carrying a blowtorch on your person at 0230
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greyaria
2016-12-28 02:55 am (UTC)
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Late-night crème brûlée craving. :)
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 02:56 am (UTC)
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oh that's...actually pretty reasonable. and delicious.
wait. how big is the blowtorch
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greyaria
2016-12-28 03:07 am (UTC)
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Only about 30 million joules. It's just cooking.
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:13 am (UTC)
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you know, i'm really glad culinary arts isn't my area of expertise, because i don't really wanna know how much overkill that is for creme brulee
anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
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greyaria
2016-12-28 03:16 am (UTC)
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There is absolutely no point in buying one of those tiny little kitchen torches when you can just use the one from the garage.
Jaws of Life?
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)
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it's a garbage can, doc, i think we could just tip it over
gently.
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greyaria
2016-12-28 03:19 am (UTC)
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Oh, I thought it must have been welded shut.
[because why else would carolina need help?]
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:20 am (UTC)
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jesus, no. she's just...stuck. and passed out. and i'm pretty sure if she wakes up that way, i'm gonna be in the doghouse for like, an ice age.
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2016-12-28 03:23 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:44 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:49 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:50 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:51 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:54 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:57 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 03:58 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 04:00 (UTC)
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2016-12-28 04:23 (UTC)
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2016-12-29 20:18 (UTC)
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2016-12-30 05:03 (UTC)
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2016-12-30 20:16 (UTC)
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:01 am (UTC)
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Next time I'm picking where we go for drinks so we can avoid this.
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:02 am (UTC)
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how was i supposed to know going back to errera would be a big swing and a miss? i remembered that place being WAY classier
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:05 am (UTC)
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It was obvious by the amount of fuckboys in line at the bar that the clientele has changed.
[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:08 am (UTC)
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[ she's so proud. and entertained. ]
whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:11 am (UTC)
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I can stop doing that if you're really offended.
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:15 am (UTC)
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hell no, this is where it gets good. learn any other new dirty words at the club, or is tucker just rubbing off on you? please don't let him see your phone btw i don't wanna hear him make that stupid-ass joke
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)
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[ Do you hear that, York? That's the sound of a sim trooper shouting BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW for all to hear. ]
You just had to say it, didn't you?
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:19 am (UTC)
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HIM SEE YOUR PHONE
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:20 am (UTC)
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HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE'S SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:22 am (UTC)
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do you think he just shouts it at random intervals, just in case?
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startpoint
2016-12-28 03:24 am (UTC)
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According to Church he has a sixth sense for it.
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sexth sense
but she's not going to dignify that by repeating it. ]
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neverknocks
2016-12-28 03:45 am (UTC)
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i call bullshit. i bet he just saw your face and your reaction gave it away.
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agent york (au) / rvb
ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"
v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this
vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
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wait. how big is the blowtorch
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anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
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Jaws of Life?
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gently.
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[because why else would carolina need help?]
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[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]
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whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?
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You just had to say it, didn't you?
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[ Actually the wording Epsilon used was sexth sense but she's not going to dignify that by repeating it. ]
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