☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

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[startpoint]

Next time I'm picking where we go for drinks so we can avoid this.

[neverknocks]

how was i supposed to know going back to errera would be a big swing and a miss? i remembered that place being WAY classier

[startpoint]

It was obvious by the amount of fuckboys in line at the bar that the clientele has changed.

[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]

[neverknocks]

[ she's so proud. and entertained. ]

whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?

[startpoint]

I can stop doing that if you're really offended.

[neverknocks]

hell no, this is where it gets good. learn any other new dirty words at the club, or is tucker just rubbing off on you? please don't let him see your phone btw i don't wanna hear him make that stupid-ass joke

[startpoint]

[ Do you hear that, York? That's the sound of a sim trooper shouting BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW for all to hear. ]

You just had to say it, didn't you?

[neverknocks]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HIM SEE YOUR PHONE

[startpoint]

HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE'S SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

[neverknocks]

do you think he just shouts it at random intervals, just in case?

[startpoint]

According to Church he has a sixth sense for it.

[ Actually the wording Epsilon used was sexth sense but she's not going to dignify that by repeating it. ]

[neverknocks]

i call bullshit. i bet he just saw your face and your reaction gave it away.

[startpoint]

Say something else inappropriate, I'll turn my back so Tucker can't see my reaction and then wait.

1/2

[neverknocks]

oh man free license to sext i like this experiment

2/2

[neverknocks]

i could start with the long list of things i'd like to do to you later, starting with those shoes you're wearing