☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

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[neverknocks]

wow. seriously? i think my life just hit a record low point, and i've been dead before

[greyaria]

Previously I have only ever had to remove a wastebasket from Caboose's head and a bucket from Sarge's foot.

[neverknocks]

yeah, well, carolina's always been an overachiever

[greyaria]

You should start thinking about ways to bribe Epsilon not to tell her about any of this.

[neverknocks]

yeah, i'm not so sure my secondary strategy of groveling would work out so well if the bribe doesn't pay off

[greyaria]

Statistically speaking, within the week someone else will do something so idiotic she'll redirect her aggression.

[neverknocks]

yes, but i have to survive that aggression first

[greyaria]

If she hasn't killed Tucker yet, you're safe.

[neverknocks]

honestly? i would actually rather be tucker right now. and that is not something i say lightly.

[greyaria]

If you need to talk, my office door is always open.

[the first rule of chorus club is DO NOT LET DR GREY PSYCHOANALYZE YOU]

[neverknocks]

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how did we go from "get my superior officer out of the trash can" to "york therapy hour"?

[greyaria]

You said you'd rather be Tucker. That's an extremely troubling sentiment, York!

[neverknocks]

nope

not doing this

now help me get carolina out of the trash can