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i. is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"
v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this
vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"
v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this
vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
1. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.
3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
5. Text her!
2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.
3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
5. Text her!
Edited 2016-12-28 02:41 (UTC)
i feel like there are other, more practical and less flammable ways we can do this that won't come back to bite me in the ass
do i want to know why you're carrying a blowtorch on your person at 0230
oh that's...actually pretty reasonable. and delicious.
wait. how big is the blowtorch
wait. how big is the blowtorch
Next time I'm picking where we go for drinks so we can avoid this.
Is this a prelude to hearing about a fight between the medical staff of both armies?
how was i supposed to know going back to errera would be a big swing and a miss? i remembered that place being WAY classier
It was obvious by the amount of fuckboys in line at the bar that the clientele has changed.
[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]
[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]
[ she's so proud. and entertained. ]
whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?
whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?
Allow me to rephrase. Am I going to hear about medics whining to the general about the mean doctor bullying them?
I can stop doing that if you're really offended.
you know, i'm really glad culinary arts isn't my area of expertise, because i don't really wanna know how much overkill that is for creme brulee
anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
No one has your qualifications because they aren't the smartest person on the planet. Just play nice and maybe don't make anyone cry on the first day.
hell no, this is where it gets good. learn any other new dirty words at the club, or is tucker just rubbing off on you? please don't let him see your phone btw i don't wanna hear him make that stupid-ass joke
it's a garbage can, doc, i think we could just tip it over
gently.
gently.
[ Do you hear that, York? That's the sound of a sim trooper shouting BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW for all to hear. ]
You just had to say it, didn't you?
You just had to say it, didn't you?
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