[ open texting meme ]

[runawayballista]

gen texting, tfln, whatever. u know the drill

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agent york (au) | red vs blue

[neverknocks]

[ some optional tfln prompts but feel free to hit york with whatever ]

i. i'm putting you on my emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off

ii. gonna be honest the worst part of the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go to disneyland jail

iii. i'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person. you're welcome

iv. seriously. we gorilla glued our hands together. eating pizza last night was impossible

iv.

[bothbarrels]

okay, i vaguely remember that

how did we get free??

[neverknocks]

i’m surprised you vaguely remember anything. you never told me you had such a torrid relationship with tequila
honestly no idea. i seem to remember your sister dumping something on my head but i think it was probably a drink and not super glue solvent

iii.

[a_shadow]

sorry to say no one you're talking to is going to buy anything you're selling

Re: iii.

[neverknocks]

[ rude, Tex ]

well what do you know about who i’m talking to?

micah niadem | oc

[withanh]

[ some optional tfln prompts but go with your heart ]

i. My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.

ii. At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men.

iii. Would it be inappropriate to propose a thesis to investigate whether the type of drunk a person is has more to do with nature or nurture?

iii.

[lets_see_what_happens]

Not ethically, no, but where would you do the study? You’re going to get different results if you’re on Jackson’s Whole or Barrayar.

[withanh]

Oh, I hadn't even thought of that! I'll have to consult an ethnographer. Barrayar seems like a pretty good place to start, though. Any chance your government offers research grants for alcohol-related theses?

[lets_see_what_happens]

I’m sure we could find the funding somewhere, this could actually be useful.

[withanh]

Oh? How so? I write a pretty mean grant proposal.

[lets_see_what_happens]

Well, it would explain a lot, that’s for sure, one way or another. We spend a lot of money on things that are much stupider, I’m sure.

epsilon | red vs blue

[epsiloff]

tucker | red vs blue

[geographist]

[ some optional tfln prompts but hit me with whatever ]

i. how do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

ii. yo i'm texting you while getting a bj. i know, i'm the man. told her i was texting my mom in the hospital.

iii. you know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? it turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed

iv. ah shit... i sleep-ate chocolate pudding again

i

[epsilol]

friends is a really fucking strong word for the people we know
who do you think is hot out of the idiots we hang out with
and don't say wash that's gross

1/2

[geographist]

fucking gross, man. that dude's only hobbies are working out and staring into the middle distance. who the fuck would wanna do body shots off the sweaty toned abs of the biggest fucking buzzkill in project freelancer?

2/2

[geographist]

wait fuck that came out wrong

[epsilol]

no go on about how you want to do body shots off wash's abs
that's definitely the straightest thing you could do
wanna wax poetic about simmons's arms next?

[geographist]

oh fuck you, dude. i have standards and they do NOT include someone who's been taping their glasses together since third grade. you want me to tell carolina about how you've been making eyes with the microwave in our base?

[epsilol]

so you have standards for your homoerotic lust and wash meets them but simmons doesn't
interesting
now i want more data
where does grif sit on the spectrum

[geographist]

dude, i am not playing hot or not with the fucking red team. or blue team. or any team.

[epsilol]

more like smash or pass
come on tucker
it's sex science
it's your favorite kind

1/2

[geographist]

uh, no science is my favorite, because i'm not a fucking nerd
idk man you are way fixating on this. is there something you wanna tell me, church

[geographist]

fuck never mind whatever it is i do NOT want to hear it

[epsilol]

i'm bored and winding you up is fun
plus there's a 67% chance you're bi and in denial about it

[geographist]

you know what? i take it back. i don't have any hot friends because i don't have any friends here. 

[epsilol]

denial is an ugly thing man
i notice you didn't acknowledge the sexuality thing
which raises it to 78%

[geographist]

i didn't acknowledge it because i don't want to fucking talk about it, asshole!
also, "winding up"? which one of us sounds more like a raging homosexual right now?

[epsilol]

dude
chill the fuck out it isn't a bad thing be bi
except for the lusting after wash thing
that's gross

and there's a decent chance i'm into guys
it isn't a big deal you big fucking baby

[geographist]

i'm sorry hold the FUCK up. "there's a decent chance"? what the fuck does that mean?

[epsilol]

oh my fucking god dude you are making such a big deal out of this
what do you think it means?

[geographist]

oh no. you answer my question first, asshole. are you actually into dudes?

[epsilol]

in theory?
people are hot
but people are also disgusting and i am not in any rush to test drive anything

[geographist]

dude, that makes no fucking sense
what the fuck am i doing talking sexual preferences with a goddamn computer anyway. like what the fuck would you know. do computers even get horny?

[epsilol]

wow
any other ways you want to remind me i'm not a real boy?
i have memories of what it's like even if i don't have a fucking body

[geographist]

oh boo fucking hoo pinocchio like youve got anything to complain about. you get to hang out with carolina all day
okay fine but what do you like, do about it? can an AI jack off or is it like eternal 8 bit blue balls or whatever?

[epsilol]

actually you know what?
fuck this

[ Enjoy this direct download to your storage that's a supercut of Wash in freelancer. There is a lot of shirtless footage. The director should not have had this many cameras but who was going to tell him no? ]

[geographist]

hey church: what the fuck
this is the weirdest form of cyberbullying ive ever seen and i used to watch youtube videos of people getting catfished

milly | baten kaitos origins

[bombsheltered]

[epsilol]

pop quiz for a punk ass kid who snuck out past her curfew!

[ How did he program a text message to display a fireworks graphic? None of your fucking business, Milly. ]

can you guess who just got busted?

[bombsheltered]

[ UGH NO. she thought she’d covered her tracks, but she’s really not good at the hacking side of things. she was built
to destroy stuff, not cyber espionage. ]

oh PLEASE. sneaking out after dark is practically the sacred rite of teenage girls! besides, i can turn my hands into guns. what’s the worst that could happen?

[epsilol]

you could get captured and dragged back to a lab and experimented on for the rest of your life?
or, worse, carolina will be disappointed in you

i'm gonna give you two hours and then i'm narcing on you for your own good, kid.

1/2

[bombsheltered]

oh, come on. i'm just going over to red base! i'll be FINE

2/2

[bombsheltered]

...you won't really tell carolina, will you?

morgan | fire emblem awakening

[justlikemother]

[ by default lon'qu is his dad but i'll roll with whatever ]

sonia vorbarra | vorkosigan saga/oc

[vorbratta]