[ open texting meme ]

[runawayballista]

gen texting, tfln, whatever. u know the drill

Comments

[epsilol]

dude
chill the fuck out it isn't a bad thing be bi
except for the lusting after wash thing
that's gross

and there's a decent chance i'm into guys
it isn't a big deal you big fucking baby

[geographist]

i'm sorry hold the FUCK up. "there's a decent chance"? what the fuck does that mean?

[epsilol]

oh my fucking god dude you are making such a big deal out of this
what do you think it means?

[geographist]

oh no. you answer my question first, asshole. are you actually into dudes?

[epsilol]

in theory?
people are hot
but people are also disgusting and i am not in any rush to test drive anything

[geographist]

dude, that makes no fucking sense
what the fuck am i doing talking sexual preferences with a goddamn computer anyway. like what the fuck would you know. do computers even get horny?

[epsilol]

wow
any other ways you want to remind me i'm not a real boy?
i have memories of what it's like even if i don't have a fucking body

[geographist]

oh boo fucking hoo pinocchio like youve got anything to complain about. you get to hang out with carolina all day
okay fine but what do you like, do about it? can an AI jack off or is it like eternal 8 bit blue balls or whatever?

[epsilol]

actually you know what?
fuck this

[ Enjoy this direct download to your storage that's a supercut of Wash in freelancer. There is a lot of shirtless footage. The director should not have had this many cameras but who was going to tell him no? ]

[geographist]

hey church: what the fuck
this is the weirdest form of cyberbullying ive ever seen and i used to watch youtube videos of people getting catfished