☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

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[startpoint]

Can't you just cut the audio on his helmet?

[epsiloff]

That doesn't fucking work if he takes off his helmet.

[startpoint]

It feels like none of them ever do that. I swear Wash must be influencing them.

[epsiloff]

Believe me, they take off their armor plenty. Well, Tucker does. What if I pressure sealed him in his suit but kept the life support on? I'm just sayin. Think about it.

[startpoint]

I'm on my way, you owe me. I had to cut sparring short.

[epsiloff]

Oh, boo hoo, you spend, like, every day sparring. You and Wash can get your one-on-one full of weird unresolved tension after you save me from being jammed into an electric socket.

[startpoint]

There is no unresolved tension. It's just training.

[epsiloff]

You know I literally live in your head, right?

[startpoint]

Do you remember that little talk we had about boundaries?

[epsiloff]

Yeah, can you have that talk with Tucker too?

[startpoint]

I have. He managed to turn it into an innuendo.

[epsiloff]

I fucking hate that guy.

[startpoint]

Isn't he your best friend?