☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

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[socloverit]

it's a deal! doorbells only, understood

anything else?

[epsiloff]

Seriously, Clover, no knock-knock jokes. I will lose my goddamn mind.

Uh, yeah, also, no sexting while I'm in your phone. I don't want to see that shit.

[socloverit]

first of all why is it always the grossest thing right away with you, secondly i got it i got it! i'm not gonna be knocking you around like that
that was bad i'm sorry, i'll figure out something better

[epsiloff]

Blame it on spending too much time with a guy named Tucker.

[socloverit]

was it a tucker with knuckle tattoos

[epsiloff]

Jesus Christ, no, I think I would've killed myself somewhere within the first six months. Or ten minutes.

[socloverit]

k because if it were 3/3 i would've had to start thinking you were projecting or something

[epsiloff]

Yeah, not the kind of projection I usually do, kid. I don't do creep. Not really my style.

[socloverit]

idk trying to keep your young protegee from repeating your ex related mistakes is weird but not automatically creepy also don't call me kid

[epsiloff]

Jesus Christ I did not DATE Tucker

[socloverit]

wow that was awfully defensive!!! it's ok you can tell me your secret is safe

[epsiloff]

Uh, no, my actual ex was way less of an asshole. I mean -- well, no, actually, she was pretty fucking mean, but at least she wasn't a complete jackass.

[socloverit]

wow you REALLY don't like this tucker guy do you? i'm almost impressed

[epsiloff]

Actually, he's kind of my best friend. Weird, I know.

[socloverit]

oh no i think i get it, like you like him a lot but you're also always tired of him right

[epsiloff]

Uh...yeah, actually, exactly that.

[socloverit]

so you're

tuckered out

[epsiloff]

I fucking hate you.

[socloverit]

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[epsiloff]

We're leaving.