☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

Comments

[geographist]

so you decided to take up guilting me into not jerking off? hate to break it to you dude, but if the 20 pictures of jesus my mom posted in my room didn't do the trick, an annoying pop-up ad isn't gonna do a whole lot

[epsilol]

I wish I could say I'm surprised that you jerked it while watched by 20 different Jesus pictures.