[ another one!!! why does this person keep messaging him. he considers deleting this one like he has the last several but maybe if he responds they'll leave him alone??? ]
ok for the last time: you know this is a stallion novel right? all about the hero getting cooler & stronger & lots of papapa? luo binghe & his wives are the only ones getting it on! like it's nice to see someone who takes shen qingqiu's character development seriously ngl, but he IS a villain. his whole purpose is to make luo binghe look cooler and help him level up, giving him a love interest would totally defeat the point, unless luo binghe was going to wife her himself, but that was basically what ning yingying's arc was, kind of
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[ he's not giving you his address lmao. some people are just way too Online. too bad waterlogged kitten and peerless cucumber are always sniping at each other in the comments, they'd be perfect for each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
yeah but i think it would actually give your story some plot if u allowed sqq to be humanized so that ur hero can have some conflicted feelings about finally overcoming his nemesis or w/e instead of just getting his rocks off like
ur porn is bad, so u gotta keep things interesting for the members of ur reading public who can tell u've never touched a woman
which no judgement just that it is rly obvious
and i think sqq should have something like that! mayb a cute catgirl?? 😽😽😽
[ wow! ok! sqh might be offended by some of that if he weren't gay, but whatever, if his porn is that bad then why are you still reading it huh?? if he let every little comment like that get to him he wouldn't still be in business though. every comment of praise is worth 5 times more than every comment of hate, it's how he lives his life ]
my story has plot! the aforementioned stallion plot. which i'm starting to think you don't really know anything about
can't help you with any questions about money, i'm kind of a starving artist myself here yknow?
[ catgirl gf for sqq?? lol no. that's some good wifespo though. he's getting up into the 400s here, he's running out of concepts. mysterious feline spirit... hhmmmmm hang on. ]
ok so just clarification on one thing. are you JUST reading this to see what happens to sqq?
i thought there would be horses u were the top of a google search tho so i was a bit confused and im still not very clear on what ur supposed to be doing but i kno it dosnt involve horses
the question isnt about money well sort of i still have gil so i can pay u for answering it
[ yeah ok that clinches it. this person has absolutely NO idea what kind of novel they're reading, which is impressive considering they've read millions of words of it. hm. airplane can almost respect that
gil?? what is this, some kind of fantasy mmo?? please ]
OK i gotta know, wtf were you searching that my novel was the top result? please don't say "horses". unless that is actual reason you were reading before you started woobifying the scummiest villain in the entire cast
[ after some consideration, because he is a starving artist: ]
"access different world" "fantasy world escape" "how to get to a different world" "help im trapped in a different world and cant get back"
i didn't say he wasn't scum! just that mayb he should also b loved at the same time. people r in2 that u kno
er i have these?
( she sends him a picture of a not so insubstantial pile of what look like gold coins, stamped with a strange crest. they look like they belong in a fantasy world, or medieval times, but it's clear they're not old, either. )
whats a transmigration novel is that going 2 help me
( really into "but i can fix him" trope? pahja considers this more than probably anyone should before replying. )
i dnt want 2 fix him i want him 2 b loved he can still do evil stuff is that really a difficult concept? mayb he finds a childhood crush n she accepts him 4 who he is n what hes done but it dsnt stop him bc he cant b stopped
transmigration, isekai, whatever you want to call it. stuff where people get transported into other worlds, isn't that literally what you were searching for
also if you want a bad boy who does murder and still gets a ton of wives, luo binghe is literally right there. he even has a childhood friend in his harem. not that i can stop a sqq stan but he's the scummiest kind of villain, i think even you can probably tell i'm not setting him up to have anything good happen, right?
[ this is getting kind of weird though like yeah she comes off as kind of Terminally Online but there's something really Off here. maybe it's a cultural barrier thing. he's apparently got some international readers ]
ok where exactly are you from, everyone knows what a meme is. unless you're trolling in which case you can go back to trolling peerless cucumber in the comments
aye but i didnt kno it had a name its the 1st time it has happened 2 me
thats p obvious yeah but if i can kill the man who wanted to end the world and also want 2 kiss him after i traveled 2 the past and met his younger self then anything is possible right? he was soooooooo
u have a word 4 this
tsundere???
( she is absolutely not helping her case here but it's important that he knows this!! it's really important!!!! so is the "i'm his reincarnated soulmate" but she can lay that one on him later. probably. because that's not the point right now, the point is she wants to know how to get back. )
eorzea, on... i think you call it planet? etheirys. it is not here i have checked and i guess i could have traveled 2 a different star but i did not use any space ship to get here ( FINAL FANTASY EVERYONE ) so i dnt think thats it
un: waterlogged kitten
no one is beyond redemption, maybe he just needs to die to remember his past lives or smthn and return a changed man???
also where do u live i have a question
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ok for the last time: you know this is a stallion novel right? all about the hero getting cooler & stronger & lots of papapa? luo binghe & his wives are the only ones getting it on! like it's nice to see someone who takes shen qingqiu's character development seriously ngl, but he IS a villain. his whole purpose is to make luo binghe look cooler and help him level up, giving him a love interest would totally defeat the point, unless luo binghe was going to wife her himself, but that was basically what ning yingying's arc was, kind of
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[ he's not giving you his address lmao. some people are just way too Online. too bad waterlogged kitten and peerless cucumber are always sniping at each other in the comments, they'd be perfect for each other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
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ur porn is bad, so u gotta keep things interesting for the members of ur reading public who can tell u've never touched a woman
which no judgement just that it is rly obvious
and i think sqq should have something like that! mayb a cute catgirl?? 😽😽😽
i dnt have money
its part of my question
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my story has plot! the aforementioned stallion plot. which i'm starting to think you don't really know anything about
can't help you with any questions about money, i'm kind of a starving artist myself here yknow?
[ catgirl gf for sqq?? lol no. that's some good wifespo though. he's getting up into the 400s here, he's running out of concepts. mysterious feline spirit... hhmmmmm
hang on. ]
ok so just clarification on one thing. are you JUST reading this to see what happens to sqq?
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u were the top of a google search tho so i was a bit confused and im still not very clear on what ur supposed to be doing but i kno it dosnt involve horses
the question isnt about money
well sort of i still have gil so i can pay u for answering it
not originally
( BUT SHE SURE IS NOW )
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gil?? what is this, some kind of fantasy mmo?? please ]
OK i gotta know, wtf were you searching that my novel was the top result? please don't say "horses". unless that is actual reason you were reading before you started woobifying the scummiest villain in the entire cast
[ after some consideration, because he is a starving artist: ]
do you have paypal?
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i didn't say he wasn't scum! just that mayb he should also b loved at the same time. people r in2 that u kno
er
i have these?
( she sends him a picture of a not so insubstantial pile of what look like gold coins, stamped with a strange crest. they look like they belong in a fantasy world, or medieval times, but it's clear they're not old, either. )
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and PIDW turned up huh? it's not even a transmigration novel... well, it IS pretty popular, so i guess i can't be too surprised
[ for uh certain definitions of "popular". airplane's just gonna take the w ]
ohhhh okay i see what your deal is. you're really into the whole "but i can fix him" trope, aren't you
ok seriously what's with your whole money thing though. is there a punchline i'm not getting here? is this a meme?
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whats a transmigration novel is that going 2 help me
( really into "but i can fix him" trope? pahja considers this more than probably anyone should before replying. )
i dnt want 2 fix him i want him 2 b loved he can still do evil stuff is that really a difficult concept? mayb he finds a childhood crush n she accepts him 4 who he is n what hes done but it dsnt stop him bc he cant b stopped
whats a meme
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also if you want a bad boy who does murder and still gets a ton of wives, luo binghe is literally right there. he even has a childhood friend in his harem. not that i can stop a sqq stan but he's the scummiest kind of villain, i think even you can probably tell i'm not setting him up to have anything good happen, right?
[ this is getting kind of weird though like yeah she comes off as kind of Terminally Online but there's something really Off here. maybe it's a cultural barrier thing. he's apparently got some international readers ]
ok where exactly are you from, everyone knows what a meme is. unless you're trolling in which case you can go back to trolling peerless cucumber in the comments
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thats p obvious yeah but if i can kill the man who wanted to end the world and also want 2 kiss him after i traveled 2 the past and met his younger self then anything is possible right? he was soooooooo
u have a word 4 this
tsundere???
( she is absolutely not helping her case here but it's important that he knows this!! it's really important!!!! so is the "i'm his reincarnated soulmate" but she can lay that one on him later. probably. because that's not the point right now, the point is she wants to know how to get back. )
eorzea, on... i think you call it planet? etheirys. it is not here i have checked and i guess i could have traveled 2 a different star but i did not use any space ship to get here ( FINAL FANTASY EVERYONE ) so i dnt think thats it