☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

Comments

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[infailtration]

Liar.

[epsiloff]

And you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[infailtration]

I said liar, not 'fucking liar'.

Whoops.

[epsiloff]

Nice one, dude. And what exactly am I lying about here?

[infailtration]

You don't lie, that's one of your better features.

[epsiloff]

Really, dude? Did Delta tell you that?

[infailtration]

I added the better features part.

1/2

[epsiloff]

Ha ha ha. Oh, you think you are just fuckin hilarious, don't you?

2/2

[epsiloff]

Tell D I know exactly where he's storing those cached audio files, by the way.

Re: 2/2

[infailtration]

... what cached audio files?

[epsiloff]

And Delta told you we never lie? And you believed that shit?

[infailtration]

He's really catching my sense of humor these days.

[epsiloff]

Yeah, you keep tellin yourself that, buddy. You ever think that might be a two-way street?