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Church ε ([personal profile] epsiloff) wrote in [community profile] sunchime 2017-01-03 02:23 am (UTC)

epsilon (yes, another one)

i. I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

ii. Next time I say "watch this" get me the fuck out of the bar.

iii. Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week

iv. Today I only have one kid I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?

v. [text him]

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