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jesus, no. she's just...stuck. and passed out. and i'm pretty sure if she wakes up that way, i'm gonna be in the doghouse for like, an ice age.
HE ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN SOMEONE'S SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
do you think he just shouts it at random intervals, just in case?
I can have Doyle give the order if it'll make you feel better.
According to Church he has a sixth sense for it.
[ Actually the wording Epsilon used was sexth sense but she's not going to dignify that by repeating it. ]
[ Actually the wording Epsilon used was sexth sense but she's not going to dignify that by repeating it. ]
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bombsheltered
2016-12-28 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
i. you face planted into a car door. and somehow didn't drop your burrito.
ii. last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. i have been texted by princess celestia, scarlet witch, and optimus prime. i have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
iii. okay: whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. this will either be REALLY great or really tragic.
iv. sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made siri read the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE
v. the kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums... i feel like i'm living in jumanji
vi. i just woke up with a bunch of french fries in my hand and a chocolate shake on my pillow. who put me to bed?
vii. rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
viii. i'm honestly considering asking her if i can eat her out, as a friend.
ii. last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. i have been texted by princess celestia, scarlet witch, and optimus prime. i have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
iii. okay: whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. this will either be REALLY great or really tragic.
iv. sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made siri read the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE
v. the kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums... i feel like i'm living in jumanji
vi. i just woke up with a bunch of french fries in my hand and a chocolate shake on my pillow. who put me to bed?
vii. rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
viii. i'm honestly considering asking her if i can eat her out, as a friend.
wow. seriously? i think my life just hit a record low point, and i've been dead before
i call bullshit. i bet he just saw your face and your reaction gave it away.
[ INTERNAL SCREAMING
and then panic. but creative panic. ]
haha!! joke's on u, this IS tucker and i stole milly's phone, because i'm a creep who does things like that and then has to get punched in the face
and then panic. but creative panic. ]
haha!! joke's on u, this IS tucker and i stole milly's phone, because i'm a creep who does things like that and then has to get punched in the face
yeah, well, carolina's always been an overachiever
yeah, i'm not so sure my secondary strategy of groveling would work out so well if the bribe doesn't pay off
1; If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
2; Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
3; Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
4; This guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. I wish this was weird for me.
5; [Text him!]
2; Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
3; Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
4; This guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. I wish this was weird for me.
5; [Text him!]
yes, but i have to survive that aggression first
1. It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
2. "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face." That's definitely a thing you said.
3. I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that Caboose just had to take a shit
4. Hey doucheface I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you. But only if you actually died.
5. Stop touching yourself.
2. "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face." That's definitely a thing you said.
3. I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that Caboose just had to take a shit
4. Hey doucheface I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you. But only if you actually died.
5. Stop touching yourself.
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