☆ texts from last night

[runawayballista]

u know the drill

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Emily Grey | RvB

[greyaria]

1. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.

5. Text her!

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[startpoint]

Is this a prelude to hearing about a fight between the medical staff of both armies?

[greyaria]

Don't be silly, their medics wouldn't dare fight me. :)

[startpoint]

Allow me to rephrase. Am I going to hear about medics whining to the general about the mean doctor bullying them?

[greyaria]

When their qualifications are as good as mine, they can be in charge.

[startpoint]

No one has your qualifications because they aren't the smartest person on the planet. Just play nice and maybe don't make anyone cry on the first day.

[greyaria]

I am ALWAYS nice.

[yeah, emily, that's the scariest part]

[startpoint]

No crying medics. That's an order.

[greyaria]

That does raise the interesting question of whether you're even in my chain of command.

[startpoint]

I can have Doyle give the order if it'll make you feel better.

[greyaria]

You really shouldn't bother Donald with anything minor. He tends to hyperventilate.

[startpoint]

Good thing he has the smartest woman on the planet for a doctor.