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oli/madi ([personal profile] runawayballista) wrote in [community profile] sunchime2016-12-27 07:35 pm
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☆ texts from last night

u know the drill
greyaria: (IN THE GODDAMN THROAT!!!1)

Emily Grey | RvB

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
1. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.

5. Text her!
Edited 2016-12-28 02:41 (UTC)
startpoint: (22)


[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a prelude to hearing about a fight between the medical staff of both armies?
greyaria: (005)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, their medics wouldn't dare fight me. :)
startpoint: (31)

[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Allow me to rephrase. Am I going to hear about medics whining to the general about the mean doctor bullying them?
greyaria: (008)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
When their qualifications are as good as mine, they can be in charge.
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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
No one has your qualifications because they aren't the smartest person on the planet. Just play nice and maybe don't make anyone cry on the first day.
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[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am ALWAYS nice.

[yeah, emily, that's the scariest part]
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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
No crying medics. That's an order.
greyaria: (conducting research in the field!)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
That does raise the interesting question of whether you're even in my chain of command.
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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I can have Doyle give the order if it'll make you feel better.
greyaria: (008)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You really shouldn't bother Donald with anything minor. He tends to hyperventilate.
startpoint: (04)

[personal profile] startpoint 2017-01-05 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing he has the smartest woman on the planet for a doctor.