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Agent York / Natalie van der Haast (
2016-12-28 02:38 am (UTC)
agent york (au) / rvb
i. is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"
v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this
vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
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