"Excuse me?" says Megatron, bristling. "I am Megatron, you pompous little--"

He grits his teeth and forces himself not to finish that sentence.

"This," he gestures, somewhat vaguely, to his badge, "is not new. I take it you don't keep up with any of the interstellar broadcasts -- which brings me right back to what I want to know, which is which backwater planet did you board this ship on and why?"