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oli/madi ([personal profile] runawayballista) wrote in [community profile] sunchime2016-12-27 07:35 pm
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☆ texts from last night

u know the drill
neverknocks: (count yellow highway lines)

agent york (au) / rvb

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
i. is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?

ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.

iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"

v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober

vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this

vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
greyaria: (IN THE GODDAMN THROAT!!!1)

Emily Grey | RvB

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
1. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.

5. Text her!
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bombsheltered: (FIGHT ME)

milly (au) / baten kaitos (god forgive me i have sinned)

[personal profile] bombsheltered 2016-12-28 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
i. you face planted into a car door. and somehow didn't drop your burrito.

ii. last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. i have been texted by princess celestia, scarlet witch, and optimus prime. i have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

iii. okay: whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. this will either be REALLY great or really tragic.

iv. sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made siri read the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE

v. the kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums... i feel like i'm living in jumanji

vi. i just woke up with a bunch of french fries in my hand and a chocolate shake on my pillow. who put me to bed?

vii. rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots

viii. i'm honestly considering asking her if i can eat her out, as a friend.
cyborged: (Default)

Raiden || The Metal Gears

[personal profile] cyborged 2016-12-28 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
1; If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.

2; Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?

3; Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.

4; This guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. I wish this was weird for me.

5; [Text him!]
epsilol: (Default)

Epsilon | Red vs Blue

[personal profile] epsilol 2016-12-28 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
1. It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.

2. "I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face." That's definitely a thing you said.

3. I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that Caboose just had to take a shit

4. Hey doucheface I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you. But only if you actually died.

5. Stop touching yourself.
epsiloff: (Default)

epsilon (yes, another one)

[personal profile] epsiloff 2017-01-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
i. I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

ii. Next time I say "watch this" get me the fuck out of the bar.

iii. Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week

iv. Today I only have one kid I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?

v. [text him]