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oli/madi ([personal profile] runawayballista) wrote in [community profile] sunchime2016-12-27 07:35 pm
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☆ texts from last night



u know the drill
neverknocks: (count yellow highway lines)

agent york (au) / rvb

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
i. is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?

ii. let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

iii. no, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.

iv. it's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry"

v. i can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober

vi. someone needs to get her out of the garbage can she's never gonna forgive us for this

vii. at least i cut out the pieces of your hair where i braided gum into it last night. thank me later.
greyaria: (IN THE GODDAMN THROAT!!!1)

Emily Grey | RvB

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
1. If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

2. You told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site.

3. I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

4. Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.

5. Text her!
Edited 2016-12-28 02:41 (UTC)
greyaria: (like a medic who saves people)

vi

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get the blowtorch!
neverknocks: (vertebrae by vertebrae)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
i feel like there are other, more practical and less flammable ways we can do this that won't come back to bite me in the ass
greyaria: (007)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
To be honest, I was only offering because I'm already carrying a blowtorch.
neverknocks: (count yellow highway lines)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
do i want to know why you're carrying a blowtorch on your person at 0230
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[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Late-night crème brûlée craving. :)
neverknocks: (the nurse is smiling)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
oh that's...actually pretty reasonable. and delicious.

wait. how big is the blowtorch
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iv

[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Next time I'm picking where we go for drinks so we can avoid this.
startpoint: (22)

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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Is this a prelude to hearing about a fight between the medical staff of both armies?
neverknocks: (the best parts of lonely)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
how was i supposed to know going back to errera would be a big swing and a miss? i remembered that place being WAY classier
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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
It was obvious by the amount of fuckboys in line at the bar that the clientele has changed.

[ She's using that term correctly, right? She heard someone call Tucker that once. It feels appropriate. ]
greyaria: (010)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Only about 30 million joules. It's just cooking.
greyaria: (005)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, their medics wouldn't dare fight me. :)
neverknocks: (count yellow highway lines)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's so proud. and entertained. ]

whoa carolina, you kiss me with that mouth?
startpoint: (31)

[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Allow me to rephrase. Am I going to hear about medics whining to the general about the mean doctor bullying them?
startpoint: (31)

[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I can stop doing that if you're really offended.
neverknocks: (you turned off)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
you know, i'm really glad culinary arts isn't my area of expertise, because i don't really wanna know how much overkill that is for creme brulee

anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
greyaria: (008)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
When their qualifications are as good as mine, they can be in charge.
startpoint: (04)

[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
No one has your qualifications because they aren't the smartest person on the planet. Just play nice and maybe don't make anyone cry on the first day.
neverknocks: (the best parts of lonely)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
hell no, this is where it gets good. learn any other new dirty words at the club, or is tucker just rubbing off on you? please don't let him see your phone btw i don't wanna hear him make that stupid-ass joke
greyaria: (006)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
There is absolutely no point in buying one of those tiny little kitchen torches when you can just use the one from the garage.

Jaws of Life?
greyaria: (006)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am ALWAYS nice.

[yeah, emily, that's the scariest part]
neverknocks: (the best parts of lonely)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
it's a garbage can, doc, i think we could just tip it over

gently.
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[personal profile] startpoint 2016-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Do you hear that, York? That's the sound of a sim trooper shouting BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW for all to hear. ]

You just had to say it, didn't you?

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