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oli/madi ([personal profile] runawayballista) wrote in [community profile] sunchime2016-12-27 07:35 pm
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☆ texts from last night

u know the drill
neverknocks: (you turned off)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
you know, i'm really glad culinary arts isn't my area of expertise, because i don't really wanna know how much overkill that is for creme brulee

anyway that's a neg on the blowtorch, doc
greyaria: (006)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
There is absolutely no point in buying one of those tiny little kitchen torches when you can just use the one from the garage.

Jaws of Life?
neverknocks: (the best parts of lonely)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
it's a garbage can, doc, i think we could just tip it over

greyaria: (011)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I thought it must have been welded shut.

[because why else would carolina need help?]
neverknocks: (vertebrae by vertebrae)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
jesus, no. she's just...stuck. and passed out. and i'm pretty sure if she wakes up that way, i'm gonna be in the doghouse for like, an ice age.
greyaria: (007)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You know, since you showed up the Freelancers have been getting into a whole lot more situations that resemble what the Reds and Blues do when unsupervised.
neverknocks: (what luck)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
wow. seriously? i think my life just hit a record low point, and i've been dead before
greyaria: (like a medic who saves people)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Previously I have only ever had to remove a wastebasket from Caboose's head and a bucket from Sarge's foot.
neverknocks: (now i'm never gonna see you again)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, well, carolina's always been an overachiever
greyaria: (006)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
You should start thinking about ways to bribe Epsilon not to tell her about any of this.
neverknocks: (the nurse is me)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, i'm not so sure my secondary strategy of groveling would work out so well if the bribe doesn't pay off
greyaria: (010)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Statistically speaking, within the week someone else will do something so idiotic she'll redirect her aggression.
neverknocks: (digging ditches out of boredom)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
yes, but i have to survive that aggression first
greyaria: (008)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-28 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
If she hasn't killed Tucker yet, you're safe.
neverknocks: (you turned off)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-28 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
honestly? i would actually rather be tucker right now. and that is not something i say lightly.
greyaria: (very deadly. and pretty!)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-29 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you need to talk, my office door is always open.

[the first rule of chorus club is DO NOT LET DR GREY PSYCHOANALYZE YOU]
neverknocks: (the best parts of lonely)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-30 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ N O P E ]

how did we go from "get my superior officer out of the trash can" to "york therapy hour"?
greyaria: (006)

[personal profile] greyaria 2016-12-30 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You said you'd rather be Tucker. That's an extremely troubling sentiment, York!
neverknocks: (that you're relying on to lead you home)

[personal profile] neverknocks 2016-12-31 12:56 am (UTC)(link)

not doing this

now help me get carolina out of the trash can